Monday, March 28, 2016

More "GQ Recommends": $750 Ripped Jeans To Go With Your $1350.00 Jeans Jacket.

Hurry Before They're All Gone!
ONLY $750.00!

Who says GQ is out of touch with reality? Here's proof they're only trying to enlighten all of us sad underachievers with their educational THE BEST NEW MENSWEAR TO BUY THIS WEEK online feature, always brimming with smart investment choices on all of life's sartorial necessities. So whip out that credit card and stifle any trepidations you might have about going into debt for this nifty pair of Saint Laurent Ripped Jeans at the bargain price of only $750.00US.

 It only follows that GQ believes one of the TEN THINGS EVERY MAN SHOULD OWN THIS SPRING (the emphasis there is on "should",  as in, "if you don't buy this you're no better than riff-raff.") is this bargain-priced jeans jacket — also from Saint Laurent — tagged at only $1350.00US:

$1350.00


You say you're too much of a pussy to lay down $2100 for a new jeans outfit? Okay, Loser — here's an item really worth missing this month's car payment for: A delicious $330.00US Calvin Klein T-shirt! Sure, you can find a beautiful Calvin Klein sport coat on sale at Macy's for that same price, or on eBay for half that amount, but who couldn't use a new CK T-shirt or two?

$330.00


Can't wait for next week's recommends!

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